<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/018993.html">Wednesday&#39;s the Most Sensitive Part Of Your One-Liner</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 116334 -->Guy to girl: I have a proprietary interest in your nipples.<br/><br/>--Park Slope<br/><br/>Overheard by: Hunter (aka<br/><br/><!-- ID = 114338 -->Hobo coming out of cardboard box to group of blonde chicks: Run yo nipples!<br/><br/>--Blake St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 114009 -->Teenage girl: It&#39;s so fucking cold my nipples could pick up radio stations.<br/><br/>--Central Park<br/><br/><!-- ID = 118319 -->20-something Asian guy: But I know babies&#39; nipples are so sensitive...<br/><br/>--Grand &amp; Eldridge<br/><br/><!-- ID = 113468 -->Hobo, yelling at couple on the street: What the hell I look like to you? Huh?! I&#39;m a gangsta! If I had three nipples and no legs, I&#39;d still get laid! (shakes cane at them)<br/><br/>--41st &amp; 8th<br/><br/>Overheard by: S&amp;B at STJ<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 6, 2009