<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/018994.html">Wednesday One-Liners Will Be Married to Supermodels One Day</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 115357 -->Nerdy tourist boy looking at display: My depth perception is yelling at me...<br/><br/>--Museum of Natural History<br/><br/>Overheard by: jules<br/><br/><!-- ID = 97234 -->Pizza guy on cell: Have a good 4th... What? No, I said to have a good 4th, not &quot;may the force be with you.&quot; (pause) Have a good 4th. (pause) Yeah, have a good 4th, and may the force be with you. Uh- huh. Good night.<br/><br/>--Dekalb &amp; Hall St, Brooklyn<br/><br/><!-- ID = 99003 -->Indian nerd to friends, in the midst of heated debate: Dude, vitamins are fucking weak!<br/><br/>--Grand Central Subway Platform<br/><br/>Overheard by: djprojexion<br/><br/><!-- ID = 114911 -->Geek on cell, in line at Comic Con: Dude, I&#39;m at the con... It&#39;s like, ten times more awesome...than anything awesome!<br/><br/>--NYC Comic Con<br/><br/>Overheard by: RedmanInc<br/><br/><!-- ID = 118152 -->Nerdy guy: Some super powers come with implied powers. Like the power of flight. You assume the power of wind resistance, because you&#39;d get pretty freaking cold flying 200 mph. But no one ever thinks of that.<br/><br/>--Fordham Law School<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 6, 2009