<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/018996.html">Our Site Wouldn&#39;t Be the Same Without the Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 114945 -->Hobo to long-haired hipster playing around with remote-control car: Get a job, asshole!<br/><br/>--Norfolk &amp; Rrivington, Lower East Side<br/><br/>Overheard by: globalvillageidiot<br/><br/><!-- ID = 115301 -->Hobo to passerby: Hey, wanna cum on my ass?<br/><br/>--72nd St &amp; Amsterdam<br/><br/>Overheard by: Rei<br/><br/><!-- ID = 116807 -->Hobo to girl giving him money: Not too much, gorgeous!<br/><br/>--13th St &amp; University<br/><br/><!-- ID = 118115 -->Hobo: What time is bedtime at the Neverland ranch? When the big hand touches the little hand! (pause) Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-seven year olds? Because there&#39;s twenty of them!<br/><br/>--1 Train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 117098 -->Bag lady, screaming and chasing a suit: You muthafucka, you stole my 401k! I&#39;ma getchya and take it back!<br/><br/>--52nd &amp; 6th<br/><br/>Overheard by: Get me out of Finance<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 6, 2009