<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/018997.html">Wednesday One-Liners: Because You&#39;re Worth It.</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 92823 -->Girl: I can&#39;t decide if I should wear my hair up or down. (friend nods) I mean, you know when you have to make, like...decisions?<br/><br/>--Bathroom, Columbia University<br/><br/><!-- ID = 111949 -->Very white middle-school boy, yelling to friends: He say yo&#39; momma got a cheap-ass weave!<br/><br/>--87th &amp; Lexington<br/><br/><!-- ID = 111994 -->Girl with huge curly hair: You see I, ugh...randomly wake up reaching up to feel, and see if my hair is still there. Then my subconscious is like &quot;wait! Am I breathing?&quot; Oh yes. I&#39;m breathing!<br/><br/>--Chat N Chew Restaurant<br/><br/><!-- ID = 117959 -->Young teen guy to girlfriend: You see, I got hairline issues. You know, &#39;cuz when you get older, your hair follicles increase and your hair is less. I&#39;m not used to my hair. It used to be here (points to his forehead), but now it&#39;s here. (points to the same place on his forehead) I got hairline issues.<br/><br/>--4 Ttrain<br/><br/>Overheard by: Megz<br/><br/><!-- ID = 110107 -->Nanny, adjusting ward&#39;s ponytail: If I fall, I&#39;m taking your hair with me.<br/><br/>--5 Train<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 6, 2009