<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/019252.html">People for the Ethical Treatment Of Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 119338 -->Girl to guy: I don&#39;t think that hamsters respond to you as much as, like, a guinea pig does.<br/><br/>--Bank St. &amp; Greenwich St.<br/><br/>Overheard by: Katie Compa<br/><br/><!-- ID = 118297 -->Crazy redneck-looking guy to PETA circus protester: They&#39;re gonna do to us what they did to the lions! We&#39;ll be put in concentration camps!<br/><br/>--Madison Square Garden<br/><br/>Overheard by: Santiago and Catie<br/><br/><!-- ID = 118799 -->Guy: And she can ride him like a horse!<br/><br/>--W 103rd St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 119560 -->Graying Brooklyn guy to another: You know, the only thing I haven&#39;t seen is a bobcat.<br/><br/>--7th Ave &amp; 4th St, Brooklyn<br/><br/><!-- ID = 120516 -->Underclassman to another: Lizards can&#39;t impregnate anyone. They don&#39;t even have penises.<br/><br/>--Townsend Harris High School<br/><br/>Overheard by: amused<br/><br/><!-- ID = 119259 -->Drunk man in tiger costume to McDonald&#39;s worker: There&#39;s an escaped zoo animal and he wants to eat your pussy. Stop serving your food and hide! (then steals bowl of jams used for breakfast menu)<br/><br/>--McDonald&#39;s<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 27, 2009