<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/019301.html">Did You Shave Your <i>Eyes</i> Again, Harry?</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 118733 -->Crazy man to cop: Where's you hair? Where's your hair?<br/>Cop: What did you do to yourself?<br/>Crazy man: I didn't do nothin'. Where's your hair?<br/><br/>--Port Authority Bus Terminal<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ems<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 31, 2009