<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/019332.html">The Best Things in Life Are Wednesday One-Liner</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 110698 -->Woman on cell: Why aren&#39;t you looking for some boy to do it for free?<br/><br/>--E 3rd &amp; 1st Ave<br/><br/><!-- ID = 115213 -->Overweight MTA worker with megaphone: Free shuttle buses to Utica Ave. Follow the crowd. Free shuttle buses to Utica Ave. Follow the crowd. No shirt, no shoes: no service!<br/><br/>--Franklin Ave Subway<br/><br/>Overheard by: Jesus Jon<br/><br/><!-- ID = 117872 -->Homeless guy: Free boogers! Get your free boogers!<br/><br/>--8th &amp; 6th<br/><br/>Overheard by: Zack<br/><br/><!-- ID = 118850 -->Old woman with glass of wine and full plate, stumbling out onto the sidewalk: Ha! It&#39;s free! Everyone, free food! Ha!<br/><br/>--Open House Art Exhibition, 106th St &amp; Broadway<br/><br/><!-- ID = 119443 -->Guy giving out free pens: Come on, don&#39;t be shy! Come get your free pens! This is New York City, only thing you&#39;re gonna get for free are these pens and your mother&#39;s love.<br/><br/>--Kimmel, NYU<br/><br/><!-- ID = 120410 -->Wanna-be thug eating ice cream: Wanna know how much I paid for this? S&#39;free! I stole it.<br/><br/>--125th St &amp; Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: EthanK<br/><br/><!-- ID = 121000 -->Hobo stopped for stealing a box of bottled water: But Obama&#39;s President! Everything should be motherfucking free for the next 279 years!<br/><br/>--Duane Reade<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jun 3, 2009