<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/019416.html">Wednesday One-Liners: Unfiltered.</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 114128 -->Chick on cell, not visibly pregnant: I&#39;m having a c-section and a cigarette.<br/><br/>--Simply Natural, 43rd &amp; 10th<br/><br/>Overheard by: Pleased<br/><br/><!-- ID = 115005 -->Recurrent drunkard to bar: I&#39;m not a smoker! I&#39;m a libertarian, for fuck&#39;s sake!<br/><br/>--Peter McMannus Pub<br/><br/><!-- ID = 111789 -->LIRR conductor: There will be no pugilism on this train. Additionally, tonight marks the first night of Kwanzaa, and in the spirit of Kwanzaa, I ask you to not smoke on this train. This is the final warning: if you are smoking, you will be ejected at the next convenient stop. Also, no throwing up is allowed on the train. The two places where you may throw up are in the conveniently-located bathrooms, or on yourselves. Again, merry Kwanzaa.<br/><br/>--LIRR<br/><br/>Overheard by: Jenna K<br/><br/><!-- ID = 119115 -->NYU girl: Do you have a cigarette to ease my cough?<br/><br/>--Waverly &amp; Mercer<br/><br/><!-- ID = 117437 -->Chick: <i>Mad Men</i> is like porn for smokers.<br/><br/>--172nd St &amp; Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ladle<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jun 10, 2009