<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/019511.html">We Can Spot Fake Wednesday One-Liners a Mile Away</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 117262 -->Exasperated woman on phone: It&#39;s a phone interview! What does it matter what type of boobs I have?<br/><br/>--Office Building, 32nd &amp; 7th<br/><br/>Overheard by: erkala<br/><br/><!-- ID = 117346 -->Girl, after guy accidentally hit her boob: Ow! You should be squeezing them, not hitting them!<br/><br/>--Toys R&#39; Us, Times Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: Lotte<br/><br/><!-- ID = 117408 -->Upper West Side girl to friend: I hate that my boobs are so big! It completely ruins that skirt for me.<br/><br/>--Canal Street<br/><br/><!-- ID = 118953 -->Hobo: But I don&#39;t want to love my breasts!<br/><br/>--Ave B<br/><br/><!-- ID = 121378 -->Man on cell: So you&#39;re coming to New York? That&#39;s good. I called your mother, she said you&#39;re staying with some girl with big tits tonight.<br/><br/>--West 4th Street<br/><br/><!-- ID = 121820 -->Guy to another, while at lunch: I don&#39;t care if you think I live too fast and I&#39;ll be dead at 45. At least I&#39;ll die with a tittie in my mouth!<br/><br/>--Bryant Park<br/><br/>Overheard by: sal b<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jun 17, 2009