<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/019519.html">If <i>Gossip Girl</i> Were Written by <i>Real</i> New Yorkers...</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 121093 -->Boyfriend: I wouldn't marry you. I would pay for half and give you a ride to the clinic.<br/>Girlfriend: Baby, that's beer money. Just push me down the stairs and we'll go out.<br/>Boyfriend: I love you.<br/><br/>--84th & 1st<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jun 18, 2009