<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/019549.html">...While I Wipe Off the Tears on My Sleeve</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 120650 -->Promoter, stopping friends: Hey! You guys look like pretty awesome people!<br/>Friend #1: Nah, we&#39;re really not.<br/>Friend #2: Yeah, we&#39;re actually pretty lame.<br/>Promoter: Well, you at least like kids, right?<br/>Friend #1: No. I fucking hate kids. They&#39;re terrible. I punch them all the time.<br/>Promoter: Haha. Well, what about animals?<br/>Friend #1: Nope. I hate them too...especially kittens and puppies. I punch them too. I do the double punch. Kids and puppies at the same time. (starts punching the air violently with both of her fists)<br/>Promoter: Okay then. You guys have a nice day...<br/><br/>--Union Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: hj<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jun 20, 2009