<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/019589.html">Every Night, I Pray for More Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 113919 -->Disgruntled MTA worker, to no one in particular: See? I don&#39;t like human beings all that much. I like animals, they mo&#39; fo&#39; real. (venomously) Y&#39;all better be glad I&#39;m not god.<br/><br/>--6 Train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 115502 -->30-something white guy to friends: I live in Mesopotamia, &#39;cause the gods are gangsta!<br/><br/>--W 83rd &amp; Columbus Ave<br/><br/><!-- ID = 119862 -->Older MTA worker, comforting young passenger: GPS: Guidance, patience, strength. Give it over to god. Trust that motherfucker is going to handle it. Give me GPS and I can handle the rest!<br/><br/>--Union Square Subway Stop<br/><br/><!-- ID = 120653 -->Bag lady, drenched in rain: The joke&#39;s on you, god!<br/><br/>--9th St &amp; University Place<br/><br/><!-- ID = 121261 -->20-something guy on phone: So then she tells me the reason my dad died is because god was trying to hurt me!<br/><br/>--Union Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: talker&#39;s remorse<br/><br/><!-- ID = 122069 -->30-something: I mean...he&#39;s a good looking guy, but then he found god.<br/><br/>--39th St<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jun 24, 2009