<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/019621.html">I Like to Braid It Using Only My Tongue</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 117289 -->Woman with strong Southern accent: I am gonna have her bachelorette party in my apartment next weekend.<br/>Husband: (nods)<br/>Woman: But the goddamn stripper won't return my phone calls.<br/>(waitress brings shots)<br/>Woman: What is this?<br/>Waitress: Tequila, on us.<br/>Woman: This'll put hair on my boobies.<br/>Husband's friends: That's just how he likes it.<br/>Husband: (nods)<br/><br/>--Brother Jimmy's BBQ, Upper West Side<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jun 26, 2009