<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/019665.html">I Wasn't <i>Always</i> a Security Guard, Y'know</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 121868 -->Girl selling at bake sale #1: This is so stupid. No one wants anything.<br/>Security guard: That's cause you're doin' it all wrong.<br/>Girl selling at bake sale #2: Oh yeah? What should we do?<br/>Security guard: Next person that passes, be like "Yo! I got your brownie!" then when they come over, give it to them and be like "Aight, that's two dollars."<br/><br/><br/>--Manhattan College, The Bronx<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jun 30, 2009