<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/019674.html">Oh No, Wednesday One-Liners Didn&#39;t!</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 87161 -->Middle aged white woman on cell: I did not call you a scumbag, but you <i>are</i> a scumbag.<br/><br/>--3rd Ave &amp; 85th<br/><br/>Overheard by: Guy Walking<br/><br/><!-- ID = 120486 -->Street youth to another: Nigga, you got a face like a hologram!<br/><br/>--159th St &amp; Ft. Washington<br/><br/><!-- ID = 121095 -->Girl: Yeah, she was like, &quot;Oh my god! Did you see what this guy was wearing?&quot; Please, she should go to a state school, because it sounds like that&#39;s where she belongs.<br/><br/>--NYU<br/><br/><!-- ID = 122925 -->Girl to boyfriend, during fight: You&#39;re like an empty Christmas present!<br/><br/>--16th St &amp; 5th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Lizzie<br/><br/><!-- ID = 78035 -->Guy on cell: Well, that&#39;s one way of looking at it, but could it be possible that you just suck as a person, and it was really all your fault?<br/><br/>--N Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Shock-E<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 1, 2009