<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/019675.html">It&#39;s Not Delivery-- It&#39;s Wednesday One-Liner!</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 107909 -->Student: A lot more people would definitely vote if there was free pizza at polling places.<br/><br/>--Queens College<br/><br/>Overheard by: Suze<br/><br/><!-- ID = 110097 -->Hipster: Papa John&#39;s makes me want to have Aids.<br/><br/>--Williamsburg<br/><br/>Overheard by: Matthew K. Johnson<br/><br/><!-- ID = 120213 -->Drunk person: Hey! This isn&#39;t the original Ray&#39;s!<br/><br/>--Ray&#39;s Pizza<br/><br/>Overheard by: Darwin<br/><br/><!-- ID = 121216 -->Girl to friend: So you only need a slice of pizza to get you wet?<br/><br/>--Slaughtered Lamb Pub<br/><br/>Overheard by: sinko<br/><br/><!-- ID = 122418 -->Old dude carrying blue plastic bag to pigeon: Pizza! My darling! Pizza! My pizza!<br/><br/>--9th St &amp; 1st Ave<br/><br/><!-- ID = 119678 -->Hobo to passers-by: You need a dog! Don&#39;t eat the pizza, you will get fat!<br/><br/>--Union Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: Lily<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 1, 2009