<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/019676.html"><i>Wednesday One-Liners and the People Who Love Them</i></a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 36149 -->Marketing girl: Would you like to try a new perfume? It&#39;s for you <i>and</i> your pet!<br/><br/>--Bryant Park, Outside Fashion Week Tents<br/><br/>Overheard by: jycho<br/><br/><!-- ID = 58850 -->Girl: I told my mom that I would probably be alone for the rest of my life. Yesterday she sent me an e-mail with a link to petfinder.com.<br/><br/>--Student Center, Barnard<br/><br/>Overheard by: Kristine<br/><br/><!-- ID = 121228 -->Man trying to sell comedy club tickets: Cheaper than an abortion! More entertaining than the crucifixion! More fun than euthanizing your pets!<br/><br/>--50th Ave &amp; Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: Colleen<br/><br/><!-- ID = 71721 -->Queer on cell: Well, women are just pets for straight men.<br/><br/>--E 10th St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 39799 -->Woman on cell: So are you going to tell your daughter that you ate her pet?<br/><br/>--20th St &amp; 1st Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Jesse S G<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 1, 2009