<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/019677.html">Wednesday One-Liners Have a Two-Drink Minimum</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 111611 -->Flyer guy: Smile, you&#39;re on Broadway! (singing) You&#39;re never fully dressed...when you&#39;re naked! (stops singing) So come to New York&#39;s best improvisational comedy club! Be there, or be someplace else!<br/><br/>--Times Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: gregumsdagreggy<br/><br/><!-- ID = 114260 -->Annoying man outside comedy club, to passerby: Do you like stand-up comedy? (passerby ignores him keeps walking) Do you like free alcohol? (passerby keeps walking) Do you like ignoring me? (passerby turns head and nods)<br/><br/>--Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: Wojo<br/><br/><!-- ID = 121534 -->Comedy show ticket salesman to couple: So, what are you two doing tonight...besides each other?<br/><br/>--Broadway &amp; 49th St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Theo<br/><br/><!-- ID = 121951 -->Ticket guy to walking couple: Do you like comedy or do you just do each other? Maybe that&#39;s all you need.<br/><br/>--51st &amp; 8th<br/><br/>Overheard by: PartyByNight<br/><br/><!-- ID = 122624 -->Street vendor: Want to see a comedy show for $10? Free drinks! Cheaper than crack cocaine!<br/><br/>--42nd St &amp; 7th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: gradstudent<br/><br/><!-- ID = 112314 -->Comedy club flyer guy: Blah, blah, blah, take my flyer!<br/><br/>--Times Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: No flyer, but props for the delivery<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 1, 2009