<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/019678.html">Wednesday P.A.-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 117100 -->Building fire safety supervisor, over intercom: Attention! This is your fire safety supervisor. The alarm you are hearing was accidentally triggered by a delivery person on the 18th floor. Repeat, the alarm was accidentally triggered. There is no fire. I will continue to keep you alarmed throughout the day.<br/><br/>--5th &amp; 57th<br/><br/>Overheard by: Paul Tabachneck<br/><br/><!-- ID = 115950 -->MTA worker over intercom: Attention ladies and gentlemen, there is no n or r train service at this station. I repeat: no n or r train service at this station. (repeats this roughly a dozen times) You hear that? No trains. Not even half a train. No. Trains.<br/><br/>--59th &amp; Lexington<br/><br/>Overheard by: was hoping there was a chance of a train...<br/><br/><!-- ID = 113121 -->Female announcer, with a little attitude: Attention people standing on the uptown local platform! Why are you standing there? No trains are stopping at that platform; they&#39;re all on the express track, like that c train stopping right now.<br/><br/>--34th St &amp; 8th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: going downtown, thank you<br/><br/><!-- ID = 114443 -->Announcer: We would like to remind all passengers that there is no smoking on MTA platforms. Especially blunts. (guy smoking blunt in station leaves)<br/><br/>--High Street Station<br/><br/><!-- ID = 121084 -->Loudspeaker: Will James please come to the courtesy desk? Your wife is lost.<br/><br/>--Stop &#39;n&#39; Shop, Staten Island<br/><br/>Overheard by: Emily<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 1, 2009