<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/019679.html">Wednesday One-Liners from Beyond the NYC Event Horizon</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 118210 -->Five-year-old girl, holding her nose, to mother: It smells here! It smells like New Jersey! Mommy! It smells like New Jersey!<br/><br/>--Grand Central<br/><br/>Overheard by: Cicero<br/><br/><!-- ID = 119712 -->Teenager: Oh, wow, I didn&#39;t know New Jersey had any buildings.<br/><br/>--Christopher St. Pier<br/><br/><!-- ID = 120884 -->Girl on cell: I think I slept with a whore. Then I woke up in Jersey.<br/><br/>--Washington Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: Rachel<br/><br/><!-- ID = 122033 -->Crazy-sounding drunk girl: Ewww, why are there so many people from New Jersey here?<br/><br/>--Bowery &amp; E 4th<br/><br/>Overheard by: do they emit a particular odor?<br/><br/><!-- ID = 117368 -->NYU guy trying to impress girls: My dad actually grew up right around here. Well...in New Jersey.<br/><br/>--St. Mark&#39;s &amp; 3rd Ave<br/><br/><!-- ID = 120318 -->Girl sitting on raised metal platform on front deck to friend: Hey, do you want to turn around? We&#39;re looking at Jersey again.<br/><br/>--NYU LSP Boat Cruise<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 1, 2009