<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/019680.html">Cuba Gooding Jr: "Show Me the Wednesday One-Liner!"</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 113510 -->CEO on phone: Fuck you! Just get me the things I need to make money.<br/><br/>--12th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: Jeremy<br/><br/><!-- ID = 119337 -->Older man wearing yarmulke, screaming into cell: Hi! I think I left a check for $19,000 in the armoire, can you check if its there? (pause) Oh, good! I was so worried! I will deposit it tomorrow! (pause) Yeah! I&#39;m going over the bridge! (pause) Okay? I gotta go! Bye!<br/><br/>--Q Train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 112208 -->Frustrated girl on cell: I&#39;ve only got a metro card and $20! I can&#39;t take the bus!<br/><br/>--85th &amp; Columbus<br/><br/>Overheard by: Jesse D<br/><br/><!-- ID = 121068 -->Female student: My dad didn&#39;t pay two $200,000 for me to be a bartender.<br/><br/>--Central Park<br/><br/>Overheard by: Greg<br/><br/><!-- ID = 121701 -->Singing hobo: I work hard for the money, I work hard for the money, so you better work hard for me!<br/><br/>--W 4th St<br/><br/>Overheard by: DRC<br/><br/><!-- ID = 118913 -->Bursar office attendant: All we do is take yo money.<br/><br/>--Pratt Institute<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 1, 2009