<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/019681.html">Please Don&#39;t Feed the Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 121996 -->Elderly woman to Bulldog: If you were human, you would be a male model.<br/><br/>--44th &amp; 3rd<br/><br/><!-- ID = 92261 -->Female on phone, trying to be discrete: I could take a million pictures without makeup and I could make it on the cover of <i>Vogue</i>. I am telling you I just want a model agent to come up to me and say &quot;you are gorgeous, I want you to model.&quot; I know I have what it takes!<br/><br/>--Outside Bobst Library<br/><br/>Overheard by: V Liebs<br/><br/><!-- ID = 72998 -->Scrawny short dude: You know, I like the model-type chicks.<br/><br/>--Bay Ridge<br/><br/>Overheard by: Jon A.<br/><br/><!-- ID = 120739 -->Battery Park city mom, about son: He&#39;s not even four and he can earn as much from one commercial as he can from a year of modeling.<br/><br/>--World Trade Centre Plaza<br/><br/><!-- ID = 116814 -->Girl walking around with a camera: People get so awkward when you&#39;re carrying around a camera. Come on people! Give me something I can use here! You are all models!<br/><br/>--44th &amp; Lexington<br/><br/>Overheard by: apparently a model<br/><br/><!-- ID = 76236 -->Drawing professor: I&#39;m not allowed to sleep with the models.<br/><br/>--Pratt Institute<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 1, 2009