<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/019683.html">Wednesday One-Liners Get a Hoboner</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 122712 -->Hobo: I am homeless and ashy. Can anyone spare some lotion? I want to go from ashy to classy.<br/><br/>--A Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: SBroto<br/><br/><!-- ID = 119134 -->Hobo: If looks could kill I&#39;d be dead. Kind words don&#39;t hurt nobody. I give sandwiches.<br/><br/>--Shuttle to Grand Central<br/><br/>Overheard by: alan b hutscar<br/><br/><!-- ID = 120919 -->Panhandler, holding top hat overflowing with bills: And take your newspapers and personal belongings with you, I got company comin&#39; over tonight!<br/><br/>--4 Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Anthony LoDuca<br/><br/><!-- ID = 121482 -->Hobo: You think anyone ever went to Harvard and forgot about it?<br/><br/>--Central Park<br/><br/><!-- ID = 122668 -->Hobo, near no tripping hazards or holes: Watch your step! Don&#39;t fall! Look where you&#39;re going! Don&#39;t fall down!<br/><br/>--4th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/><!-- ID = 120444 -->Singing hobo: I&#39;m gonna be on Broadway! You&#39;re all invited! I don&#39;t care what you look like. Even you! (points to random man)<br/><br/>--1 Train<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 1, 2009