<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/019684.html">Wednesday and the World One-Liners With You, Cry and You Cry Alone</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 110602 -->Girl, loudly and enthusiastically: Everything I say is a joke!<br/><br/>--City Bakery, 18th St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 111466 -->Girl to guy: What&#39;s so funny? Did you fart?<br/><br/>--W 96th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: Megan W.<br/><br/><!-- ID = 111648 -->Santa, chasing scared teen: Do you think it&#39;s funny to throw things at people&#39;s heads? How about I break your face?<br/><br/>--42nd St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 113260 -->Girl: I&#39;m really excited that, like, within our lifetime, there are gonna be funny movies about Obama.<br/><br/>--Manhattan Theatre Source<br/><br/>Overheard by: Emily B.<br/><br/><!-- ID = 112088 -->Laughing girl on phone: Come on, please! Please! Just take off your clothes and take pictures! (pause) Come on, mom, it would be so funny!<br/><br/>--Union Square<br/><br/><!-- ID = 114148 -->20-something skater guy to another: And then I started whackin&#39; off, and it was hilarious.<br/><br/>--Broadway &amp; E 10th St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Timothy<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 1, 2009