<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/019685.html">Whatever, Mr. Gender-Identity Gestapo</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 110687 -->Madison Square Garden worker: Sir... Sir! Sir, where the hell do you think you're going?<br/>Man, with five-year-old kid: I'm gettin' in the line for the bathroom.<br/>Madison Square Garden worker: Sir, it looks to me like you're trying to get into the ladies bathroom.<br/>Man: But I got a kid!<br/>Madison Square Garden worker: Did you give birth to your kid?<br/>Man: No!<br/>Madison Square Garden worker: Then it looks to me like you're in the wrong fuckin line.<br/><br/>--Madison Square Garden<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 2, 2009