<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/019694.html">Then How Can I Be a Jerk Off, Brainiac?</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 112358 -->Man #1, annoyed at being pushed: You don't have to push! <br/>Man #2: Well, it was really crowded. <br/>Woman: Welcome to New York! <br/>Man #1, to woman: Your mother! <br/>Woman: That's mature! What are you, in the 5th grade? Grow up, jerk-off!<br/>Man #1: Suck my dick!<br/>Woman: You don't got one, honey!<br/><br/>--F Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Alliem<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 2, 2009