<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/019699.html">As Depicted in the Epic Documentary <i>Short Bust-a-Nut</i></a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 110292 -->Big guy: I read the other day on the internet that masturbating can really make you retarded.<br/>Clerk: Really? (long pause) Wow!<br/><br/>--Porn Shop, Time Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: carepicha<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 3, 2009