<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/019705.html">I See You Share My Affliction, Brother</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 109864 -->Ticket seller: Hey guy! Wanna see a comedy show?<br/>Teenager: Sorry, I was born without a sense of humor.<br/>Ticket seller: Go fuck yourself!<br/><br/>--Times Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: Vinny B<br/><br/><span class="contestwinners">Headline by: Toby</span><br/><br/><span class="runnersup">Runners-Up:<br/>&middot; "It Would Have Been Funnier If He Wasn't an Autistic Hermaphrodite" - Prole<br/>&middot; "Jimmy Fallon Turns Down Tickets to His Own Show" - walty<br/>&middot; "Now *That* Would Be Quite a Show..." - Green Star<br/>&middot; "Really? I Was Born with Tourrettes..." - Chad King<br/></span><br/><br/><a href='http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/headlinecontest/'>Click here to see the new Headline Contest</a><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 2, 2009