<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/019706.html">Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Boys But Were Afraid to Ask</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 122799 -->Guy #1: He wouldn't stop telling me to eat the cactus, so I just broke down and did it.<br/>Guy #2: Wow, what about the needles?<br/>Guy #1: I put it in a blender first, dumbass.<br/>Guy #2: Oh. So what happened?<br/>Guy #1: I drank like three quarters of it and I threw up. A lot. Like "mother of god."<br/>Guy #2: Sheesh, then what?<br/>Guy #1: I passed out for about 9 hours.<br/>Guy #2: Awesome.<br/>Guy #1: Yeah.<br/><br/>--G Train<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 3, 2009