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<!-- ID = 112345 -->Crazy lady, pointing at Christmas tree: Is the tree real?<br/>Doorman: Yes, ma'am.<br/>Crazy lady: Can I go smell the tree?<br/>Doorman: Yes, ma'am.<br/>Crazy lady, going over to tree: Can ah smell yo, tree? (giggles)<br/><br/>--Upper West Side<br/><br/>Overheard by: Neck Twister<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 4, 2009