<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/019736.html">The Lord Giveth, and the Lord Taketh Away</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 117859 -->Tacky girl #1: Why do I feel like every time I gain a friend, I lose a friend?<br/>Tacky girl #2: (silence)<br/>Tacky girl #1: It&#39;s like AIM buddy lists, like when you max, you know? You have to delete a friend to add a new one, you know? My friendships are all like that, you know?<br/>Tacky girl #2: I don&#39;t think it works like that.<br/>Tacky girl #1: Yeah, you&#39;re right.<br/>(pause)<br/>Tacky girl #2: Well, if it was like that, who would decide?<br/>Tacky girl #1: Umm...god?<br/>Tacky girl #2: Well, maybe whoever&#39;s deciding is telling you to look at the friends you do have, and, like, see if they&#39;re worth it.<br/>Tacky girl #1: Ohmigod! You are so good. How did you get so good?<br/><br/>--Metro-North<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 6, 2009