<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/019850.html">Wednesday Keeps Popping Out One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 121357 -->Drunk woman to another: Well, I will see your divorce and raise you an illegitimate pregnancy!<br/><br/>--Court St &amp; Atlantic Avenue, Brooklyn<br/><br/><!-- ID = 116043 -->Girl to super skinny girl: You look pregnant, I think I have a clothes hanger in my locker. You wanna come up and check with me?<br/><br/>--1st Ave &amp; 3rd St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 117885 -->Dad holding baby to wife with another kid in stroller: Somebody&#39;s about to get pregnant up in here... It&#39;ll be like <i>Maury Povich</i>.<br/><br/>--Downtown 1 Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: NOT the father<br/><br/><!-- ID = 121475 -->Dude on bus to child: See, women, they get to grow people. And in exchange, we get to pee standing up.<br/><br/>--Q64 Bus<br/><br/>Overheard by: a people-grower<br/><br/><!-- ID = 121990 -->Girl to friend: You always seem to get pregnant at the worst times.<br/><br/>--Queens Center Mall<br/><br/>Overheard by: Jenn<br/><br/><!-- ID = 123011 -->Girl to friend: I&#39;m feeling fertile. Who&#39;s going to tend to that feeling for me?<br/><br/>--2 Train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 121871 -->Latino guy to friends: That&#39;s what my name means in Portuguese, &quot;pregnancy test positive.&quot;<br/><br/>--84th Drive, Queens<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 15, 2009