<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/019851.html">Wednesday One-Liners Call It "Direct Marketing"</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 111088 -->Guy selling city maps, singing to beat of nearby music: Who needs a map? Who needs a map? It&#39;s not a trap!<br/><br/>--Central Park<br/><br/><!-- ID = 114629 -->Ghetto guy selling knockoff perfumes on street: Don&#39;t ask me where I got em&#39; from, just get em&#39; before the police come. I got DKNY, my mami J.Lo... Get em&#39; folks! Get em&#39;<br/><br/>--23rd &amp; 6th<br/><br/>Overheard by: Alli<br/><br/><!-- ID = 122161 -->Street vendor to customer examining knockoff purses: Hurry it up. I need money.<br/><br/>--Madison &amp; 59th St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Jennifer<br/><br/><!-- ID = 117678 -->Wannabe hip hop artist: Y&#39;all like hip hop? Please look at my CDs. Miss, you have a beautiful forehead. Please buy my CD.<br/><br/>--Times Square<br/><br/><!-- ID = 118522 -->Guy handing out fliers: Hey! You guys like vagina?<br/><br/>--Times Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: Brett<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 15, 2009