<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/019858.html">That&#39;s 15 Seconds Of Reading Time I&#39;ll Never Get Back</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 119278 -->Teen boy #1, dressed in leather biker jackets and combat books: I&#39;ve done nothing for days except drink beer and smoke pot. I drink, and I smoke, and I drink, and I smoke, and then I get on the train. To go drink and smoke.<br/>Teen boy #2, wearing same outfit: I know.<br/>Boy #1: But I&#39;ve got to enjoy it now, you know? When I turn 18, everything is going to change.<br/>Teen boy #2: Dude, totally.<br/>Teen boy #1: When I turn 18, I&#39;m either going to get a car, get a really big tattoo, or get a girlfriend.<br/>Teen boy #2: Really?<br/>Teen boy #1: Yeah, totally. It&#39;s going to be way different.<br/>Teen boy #2: What kind of car?<br/>Teen boy #1: Something cool. Maybe a Toyota Corolla or something. I want to be able to go to New Palz whenever, you know? And hang out with my crew up there.<br/>Teen boy #2: New Palz is so cool.<br/>Teen boy #1: I know.<br/><br/>--F Train<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 16, 2009