<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020062.html">Women's Purses Are a Lot Like Clown Cars...</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 124189 -->Male customer to UPS guy: Do you have a boxcutter I can use?<br/>UPS guy: Uhhh... no. Just use a key or something.<br/>Female suit waiting in line: I've got a boxcutter. (pulls it out of her purse)<br/>UPS guy: What the fuck?<br/><br/>--UPS<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 3, 2009