<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020145.html">The End Of Western Civilization: An OINY Short Story.</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 117244 -->Lawyer #1: I saw this funny video on YouTube last night. I did a search for "retards" and there was this one called "retarded Britney Spears fan." It was a retard singing one of her songs.<br/>Lawyer #2: Have you seen <i>2 Girls 1 Cup</i>?<br/>Lawyer #1: I was able to watch about two seconds of it before I had to click it off.<br/>Lawyer #2: Did you see the one called "extreme pain"? I could only watch about five seconds of it. A guy was cutting off his own dick.<br/>Lawyer #1: That&#39;s some sick shit. How&#39;s your cat?<br/>Lawyer #2: You should see her. She rolls over on her back and my dog licks her between the legs for a long time, then smacks his lips.<br/>Lawyer #1: You should video that and put it on YouTube. Call it "eating pussy." You&#39;ll get a million hits!<br/><br/>--Civil Court, 141 Livingston St., Brooklyn<br/><br/>Overheard by: Big Larry<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 10, 2009