<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020316.html">...So Go Ahead and Make Your "Hardwood" Jokes</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 126395 -->Slick guy: So, do the curtains match the carpet?<br/>Hot bleached blonde: There is no carpet.<br/>Slick guy: Oh.<br/><br/>--Starbucks, Times Square<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 31, 2009