<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020501.html">Kids Say the Darndest Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 122228 -->Seven-year-old white boy in huge afro wig, screaming: Peace out, smokers! Peace out, jazz singers! Now, who wants my autograph?<br/><br/>--Playground, Houston St, Soho<br/><br/><!-- ID = 101725 -->Little boy with broken arm: I just won eight gold medals!<br/><br/>--Pier 46, Hudson River Park<br/><br/>Overheard by: skeptical james<br/><br/><!-- ID = 123388 -->Three-year-old boy: The night... why does it hurt?<br/><br/>--Flushing Playground<br/><br/><!-- ID = 123592 -->Six-year-old girl waiting for parents to pay the check, chanting: Hun-ger! Hun-ger! Hun-ger!<br/><br/>--Chinese Restaurant, Park Slope<br/><br/>Overheard by: Kendra<br/><br/><!-- ID = 124294 -->Little boy walking towards LIRR at rush-hour: How are we going to get through all of this?<br/><br/>--Penn Station<br/><br/>Overheard by: i feel the same way<br/><br/><!-- ID = 127193 -->Four-year-old boy: I gotta feelin... that tonight&#39;s gonna be a good night... that tonight&#39;s gonna be a good night... that tonight&#39;s gonna be a good good night!<br/><br/>--Hard Rock Cafe, Times Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: wooohoooo<br/><br/><!-- ID = 127168 -->Little girl, in Cro-Magnon section of museum: Mommy, you must have known these people. They look like you!<br/><br/>--American Museum of Natural History<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 23, 2009