<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020559.html">No Wednesday One-Liner, No Love</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 126746 -->50-something beefy man in wife beater on cell: Yo! I&#39;ve got a bag of condoms and Jolly Ranchers!<br/><br/>--14th &amp; 6th<br/><br/>Overheard by: Funky Monkey<br/><br/><!-- ID = 125855 -->Preppy girl to friend on phone: I mean... I&#39;ve had to take Plan B twice this week already!<br/><br/>--2nd Ave &amp; 9th<br/><br/><!-- ID = 126919 -->Drunken street vendor: Buy these Obama condoms! Flavored with hope, they&#39;ll get you through &quot;hard&quot; times!<br/><br/>--Times Square<br/><br/><!-- ID = 127285 -->Woman on cell: I got home to take a shower and he stuffs a bunch of condoms in his pocket right in front of me and then walks out the door. I mean what the hell is that?<br/><br/>--Astor Place<br/><br/><!-- ID = 120456 -->Man to woman on escalator: Well, just next time, remember to use protection!<br/><br/>--Babies&quot;R&quot;Us, Union Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: miziz<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 30, 2009