<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020561.html">Another Round Of Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 114034 -->Regular guy: You got Old English reeking out your pores... Come outside and air out.<br/><br/>--Frederick Douglas &amp; 126th St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 116205 -->Mother of three: Come with me and I&#39;ll buy you a bag of beer! I&#39;ve never had a bag of beer before and I could really use one!<br/><br/>--34th St &amp; Broadway<br/><br/><!-- ID = 116741 -->20-something girl to another: I gave up Grey Goose for lent.<br/><br/>--Pizza Shop, The Bronx<br/><br/>Overheard by: E.J.<br/><br/><!-- ID = 126782 -->Guy with teardrop tattoo: Dude, moonshine is awesome. It&#39;s 99% alcohol and 1% liquor.<br/><br/>--L Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: someone&#39;s going to the ER/remedial math class tonight...<br/><br/><!-- ID = 114145 -->Ditzy girl: I was thinking, how come I had a much worse time junior year than I did sophomore year? Then I realized, it&#39;s because I didn&#39;t drink margaritas.<br/><br/>--Party<br/><br/>Overheard by: The House<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 30, 2009