<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020562.html">Wednesday One-Liners: Willing, but Unripe</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 116729 -->Loud-mouthed girl to friends: She says, &quot;I&#39;ve had sex with over 100 men.&quot; And so I says, &quot;girl! You fourteen!&quot;<br/><br/>--R Train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 115200 -->Thirty-something black man to Catholic high school girls: So what&#39;s it take for a couple of black guys to get to play with y&#39;all&#39;s skirts?<br/><br/>--Metro-North<br/><br/>Overheard by: kfkdjsdf<br/><br/><!-- ID = 119512 -->Father to infant daughter in stroller: Hey! Close your legs!<br/><br/>--SoHo<br/><br/><!-- ID = 120123 -->Professor: Your favorite teacher from high school turned out to be a pedophile? Seriously? Well was he a real pedophile, or just a hooking-up-with-teenage-students kind of pedophile?<br/><br/>--Fordham University<br/><br/>Overheard by: Jack Package<br/><br/><!-- ID = 125948 -->13-year-old girl on phone: So guess what... I lost my virginity last night... looks like you owe me a soda.<br/><br/>--H &amp; M<br/><br/>Overheard by: Imani<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 30, 2009