<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020563.html">There&#39;s No Pill for What Wednesday One-Liners Have</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 122972 -->Nervous hipster: You know, it&#39;s really true what they say about friends with eczema...<br/><br/>--50th &amp; 8th<br/><br/>Overheard by: chris<br/><br/><!-- ID = 124002 -->Guy on cell: So she got cancer, big fuckin deal!<br/><br/>--1st Ave &amp; St. Mark&#39;s<br/><br/><!-- ID = 125161 -->Man on cell: Next time they call, just politely say there&#39;s no one here with diabetes.<br/><br/>--Central Park<br/><br/>Overheard by: Lola Black<br/><br/><!-- ID = 124955 -->Woman exiting car: There&#39;s this bump between my ass and cooch. I think I should get that checked.<br/><br/>--W 4th St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 125739 -->20-something guy to 40-something woman: Look, I&#39;m not saying I&#39;m not concerned about my hand being sticky, but I&#39;m more concerned about malaria.<br/><br/>--Caf&eacute;<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 30, 2009