<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020564.html">Give Me a Wednesday With One-Liners, Long Beautiful One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 125067 -->Latino nanny to redheaded toddler, after he throws his hat at her: Put your hat back on your hair! It&#39;s freaking people out.<br/><br/>--Central Park<br/><br/><!-- ID = 121769 -->Disheveled raggedy hobo, reprimanding suit: Get a haircut!<br/><br/>--Wachovia Wells Fargo<br/><br/>Overheard by: CS<br/><br/><!-- ID = 122251 -->Loud black girl on cell phone: You know where the train station is, where all them homeless people live? Yeah, that&#39;s where I go get my hair done. She doesn&#39;t fuck my hair up, because I told her, &quot;you best not fuck my hair up.&quot; And now she never does. (chuckles)<br/><br/>--LIRR<br/><br/>Overheard by: kill her<br/><br/><!-- ID = 125679 -->Beautiful angry woman on cell: I had told you to meet me at 116th Street because I got my hair in my bag! My weave hair! I had wanted to do my hair later, because it&#39;s too damn hot to be sitting up in that place. But I&#39;m not going to no damn barbecue with weave hair in my bag!<br/><br/>--The Bronx<br/><br/>Overheard by: Shrimp on the barbie<br/><br/><!-- ID = 125853 -->Little boy with squirt gun: No! You wetted my hair! My beautiful flowing hair!<br/><br/>--Rockefeller Park<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 30, 2009