<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020565.html">Wednesday Isn&#39;t One-Liner. He Has a Girlfriend in Canada.</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 124574 -->11 year-old girl to dad: Sucking on something automatically makes you gay.<br/><br/>--High Line<br/><br/>Overheard by: Kirby<br/><br/><!-- ID = 125362 -->NYPD detective, working Gay Pride parade: They&#39;ve been coming out for the last two hours. And they will probably be coming out for another three hours!<br/><br/>--5th Ave &amp; 55th St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Just Visiting...<br/><br/><!-- ID = 124576 -->Not very effeminate gay guy, near extremely effeminate group of pride festers: Suddenly, I don&#39;t feel so gay!<br/><br/>--PrideFest, Abingdon Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: proud dad<br/><br/><!-- ID = 125887 -->Man to friend: The problem with getting too buff is that people start to think that you&#39;re gay.<br/><br/>--Starbucks<br/><br/><!-- ID = 126328 -->Male fashionista to stranger on bus: And she thought I was gay because I dress well and stuff. (to another passenger) Oh, is that moisturizer? Can I use some?<br/><br/>--Hampton Jitney<br/><br/>Overheard by: Can&#39;t imagine why she thought so<br/><br/><!-- ID = 124467 -->Woman handcuffed to man, having romantic picnic with rose petals spilled over a blanket: I didn&#39;t think I would be handcuffed to you in a park telling you all of my secrets when I met you in a gay bar!<br/><br/>--Central Park Sheep Meadow<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 30, 2009