<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020678.html">Wednesdays Floss After Every One-Liner</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 111855 -->Asian girl on cell: Yeah... or I could just knock her teeth out and sell them on eBay or something.<br/><br/>--Chelsea Market<br/><br/>Overheard by: Alyssa<br/><br/><!-- ID = 117790 -->Girl on cell: And out of nowhere dude a goddamn peacock feather hit me in the teeth!<br/><br/>--Starbucks, 8th &amp; 39th<br/><br/><!-- ID = 119355 -->Old man: I can smell my own tooth decay!<br/><br/>--Times Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: One Liners Are The Best<br/><br/><!-- ID = 119963 -->Lady on cell: I don&#39;t know what to do. I&#39;m like nervous... I know... I haven&#39;t bought toothpaste in years...<br/><br/>--Duane Reade<br/><br/><!-- ID = 126454 -->Guy on phone: The difference between you and me is you drink tea and eat tofu. I drink whiskey and make people eat their teeth.<br/><br/>--48th &amp; 5th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Rebecca<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 14, 2009