<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020784.html">Wednesday One-Liners Were "Working Late"</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 125445 -->Girl on phone: I&#39;m so sick of this! He keeps making excuses not to see me! I feel like I&#39;m being used! (pause) No, really. (pause) I just can&#39;t deal anymore! We only hang out when he wants sex! (pause) And his excuses! Ohmigod! They are getting so lame. (pause) If it&#39;s not his work or boss, it&#39;s his nanny or his wife or his kid. (pause) I mean... what&#39;s his deal?<br/><br/>--Broadway &amp; 20th St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Cali in NYC<br/><br/><!-- ID = 118296 -->Hispanic woman: And meanwhile the husband is in fucking Iraq, and she cheats on him with the UPS guy! What can brown do for you!<br/><br/>--7th Ave, Park Slope<br/><br/><!-- ID = 127561 -->Suit on cell: The love, the dirty sex, and the money... It&#39;s all going so well, and yet so sneaky. (hangs up, then dials another number) Mary, I think he&#39;s finding out... (pause) It&#39;s not my fault I am fucking my best friend&#39;s wife.<br/><br/>--79th St &amp; Madison<br/><br/>Overheard by: Anna<br/><br/><!-- ID = 127921 -->Girl yapping on cell: It was amazing. I mean, I looked hot. (pause) Yes, I wore the naked dress. He took one look at me and had the &quot;Uh-oh, can&#39;t control myself&quot; expression. (pause) No, girl, his fucking wife is in town! I mean, whatever.<br/><br/>--51st St &amp; Lexington Ave<br/><br/><!-- ID = 123018 -->Woman: He cheated... On JDate!<br/><br/>--26th &amp; 8th<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 28, 2009