<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020785.html">Wednesday One-Liners <i>Could</i> Be Prime Real Estate</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 126808 -->Male hipster: I was all excited for Central Park, you know, and then I remembered: I&#39;ve seen trees before.<br/><br/>--Central Park<br/><br/><!-- ID = 95989 -->Tourist, looking at souvenir photos of Central Park: You never realize how... central it is.<br/><br/>--Columbus Circle<br/><br/>Overheard by: Xanthias<br/><br/><!-- ID = 105514 -->Tourist, looking down at map: Wait a second, guys, I can&#39;t find Central Park.<br/><br/>--Penn Station<br/><br/><!-- ID = 103688 -->Overdressed, overly made-up girl: The thing I don&#39;t like about Central Park is that it&#39;s too much like a forest.<br/><br/>--Central Park<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 28, 2009