<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020786.html">Conjoined, Bearded Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 124057 -->Girl on phone: You know her, red hair, goes to a lot of shows... Her lip is kind of, y&#39;know, stuck to her nose a bit on the one side.<br/><br/>--Union Square<br/><br/><!-- ID = 123580 -->Promoter to older man passing by: Excuse me, sir, you dropped your clitoris.<br/><br/>--St.Mark&#39;s Place<br/><br/><!-- ID = 124388 -->Suit: And his head was askew...<br/><br/>--79th St &amp; Central Park West<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ladle<br/><br/><!-- ID = 125057 -->Suit on cell: The woman&#39;s toenails were three inches long.<br/><br/>--The Village<br/><br/><!-- ID = 128185 -->Guy to another: I knew a guy with a tail--an extended tailbone. It was thiiiis (shows) long!<br/><br/>--8th St &amp; 2nd Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Rick<br/><br/><!-- ID = 128179 -->50-something New Yorker: He was Barbara Streisand&#39;s cousin! And he stretched my urethra. It was great! Well, not at the time. But now it&#39;s great!<br/><br/>--Broadway &amp; 59th St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Nikki<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 28, 2009