<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020787.html">Wednesday One-Liners Are Another Year Older but None the Wiser</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 113731 -->20-something: I didn&#39;t even realize it was my birthday until I checked Facebook!<br/><br/>--Upper West Side<br/><br/>Overheard by: mtrainetiquette<br/><br/><!-- ID = 113750 -->Girl to friend: We should celebrate tonight--it&#39;s my half birthday in 10 days.<br/><br/>--Crocodile Lounge, E 14th St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 110018 -->Tourist: See nobody is wearing birthday scars...<br/><br/>--34th St &amp; 5th Ave<br/><br/><!-- ID = 126737 -->Guy to girl: Wait, did you really believe I was going to get you a Hello Kitty vibrator for your birthday?<br/><br/>--45th &amp; 8th<br/><br/><!-- ID = 128055 -->Drunk girl to hobo: It&#39;s my birthday! You should be giving *me* money!<br/><br/>--111 &amp; Broadway<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 28, 2009