<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020788.html">Wednesday One-Liners Make Your Eyes Water</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 126372 -->Young man to another: And I was like, "No, man. A girl ain't supposed to smell like that, yo."<br/><br/>--Broadway & 37th St<br/><br/>Overheard by: glm<br/><br/><!-- ID = 121758 -->Loud Long Island woman to drunk friends: Yeah, I got really used to that smell once he came back from Nepal...<br/><br/>--LIRR<br/><br/><!-- ID = 122030 -->Guy to girl: I don't want to bring home a girl who smells like urine.<br/><br/>--36th & 5th<br/><br/><!-- ID = 122223 -->Hipster 20-something to preteen sister: This does not smell like Costa Rica! (pauses, as though to make sure) 14th Street in New York City does not smell like Costa Rica!<br/><br/>--14th St & 7th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: David<br/><br/><!-- ID = 125641 -->Man complaining to friend: If she does that one more time... I mean, if that bitch comes home one more time with her breath smelling like some other guy's dick, I swear to fucking god... I'll leave her.<br/><br/>--Times Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: drekdude<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 28, 2009